dude literally every white girl does that and that shit irks me. “ugh black guys always hit on me because of my ass” and it’s just like “where? where is it? give me the address so i can locate said ‘ass’”.
i will not rest until i am pretty enough to cause public disturbances
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but guYS WHAT IF
i am laughing so hard omg
DEANS HEAD LOOKS SO SMALL IM CRYING
Sam looks like Lord Farquaad
oh mY GOD
That awkward moment when you ran up the stairs and now you’re trying to hide your heavy breathing like it’s no big deal but you’re actually pretty winded and dear god you need to work out.
superhydrophobic spray-on coating
why would you waste chocolate syrup on a shoe when you could use it more productively like in milk or on ice cream
dude that’s acrylic black paint.
no its chocolate syrup
no its says never give up
no its an mri scan
i ate horse once
i give you a hamburger
no this is patrick
Welcome to tumblr where shit makes no sense after about the 3rd comment but hell, we keep writing.
Is this the krusty crab?
I ate emu once
2013 JUST STARTED AND THERE ARE FOUR MONTHS LEFT UNTIL 2014 DID I REALLY JUST SPEND 8 MONTHS SO FAR DOING NOTHING PRODUCTIVE AND NOT REALIZE THIS
WHAT ARE YOU DOING
this video fucked me up so badly when I first saw it